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    April 26

    TO PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF

    I guess everyone has to start somewhere....
    I began blogging on another site and I'm to lazy to start over here, so if you want to get clued up to this site, you'll have to go to my first web page.  Just click on the link provided in OPB module that refers to my other blog.  I've got more info on how the Kenworth became a motorhome (archive 2007) as well as many pictures and a link to my photo album at the bottom.


    April 19

    MY VERSION OF THE BEST EMAILS

    ***Male Vs Female at ATM Machine***

    MALE PROCEDURE:
     1. Drive up to the cash machine.       
     2. Put down your car window.       
     3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.       
     4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.       
     5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.       
     6. Put window up.       
     7. Drive off.
                FEMALE PROCEDURE:       
    (Unfortunately, most of this part is the Truth.!!!!)       
    1. Drive up to cash machine.       
    2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.   
    3. Set parking brake, put the window down.        
    4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.       
    5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.       
    6. Attempt to insert card into machine.        
    7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance
        from the  car.       
     8. Insert card.       
     9. Re-insert card the right way.     
    10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside backpage
     11. Enter PIN.       
    12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.       
    13. Enter amount of cash required.        
    14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.        
    15. Retrieve cash and receipt.        
    16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.        
    17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.   
    18. Re-check makeup.        
    19. Drive forward 2 feet.        
    20. Reverse back to cash machine.        
    21. Retrieve card.        
    22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided!   
    23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.        
    24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.       
    25. Redial person on cell phone.       
    26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.        
    27. Release Parking Brake.  
    SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE LADIES YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!